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Look at that.

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MOVING
"FIND A SPACE"

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Finally we will have new neighbors.

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If that kid drives
an American football

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half as good as that box,

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Arlen's Institute
has a new star.

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Will the father be good at bowling?

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It looks like it is.
Maybe I'm looking for people to play with.

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Look how he lifts the weight
with the legs.

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I think they will fit well.

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Hello friends. What brings you to Arlen?

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This family hired us
to move your things.

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May lightning strike me.

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- They look Japanese.
- No.

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{\an8}- I think they are Chinese.
- How do you know?

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{\an8}The Japanese usually wear glasses,
suit, tie and stuff.

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{\an8}Well, a neighbor is a neighbor.

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{\an8}Let's come over and say hello.

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{\an8}Do you think they speak our language?

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{\an8}Now, those Chinese are not understood
Not a bit of what they say.

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{\an8}They love complicating their lives.

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{\an8}Hello, I'm Hank Hill.

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{\an8}I live in the house next door.
So I am your neighbor and you are my friend.

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You will see that here we have
a great community.

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What do you think for now?

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I'm Kahn Souphanousinphone.

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We call you Kahn, right?

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Delighted.

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What the hell are you doing?

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Tell me, are you Chinese or Japanese?

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I have been living in California for 20 years,
but I came from Laos.

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Laos.

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- We are Laotian.
- From the ocean? What ocean?

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We are Laotians!
From Laos, you idiot!

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It is an interior country
in Southeast Asia.

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It is between Vietnam and Thailand.

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It has 4.7 million inhabitants.

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So are you Chinese or Japanese?

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This is wonderful.

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It's like traveling to the East
without worrying about diarrhea

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or end up imprisoned
for our pro-democracy ideas.

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At the beauty academy,

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They teach us that people are not black,
white, yellow or red,

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but her hair can be.

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I'll invite the new neighbors to dinner.

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We can't wait
Let them break the ice.

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These people are shy and reserved
by nature.

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I have read everywhere that the Chinese
They have 70 words for rice,

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but none to say "friend."

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"Hello everyone".

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"Hello".

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What is this shit?

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You were the one who wanted to live here
and learn English! Step to go.

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- You promised me.
- Go for what?

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I can stay at home,
order me a bucket of chicken and see <i>Hee Haw.</i>

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It's the same.

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Kahn, please.
Try not to piss off the neighbors this time.

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They kicked us out of Laos.

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They kicked us out of Anaheim.
I'm tired of running away.

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Hello, Kahn.

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Hank. The milk...

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Wow, your house is milk.

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Lead-free since 1988.

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This is my wife, Minh, and
my daughter, Kahn Junior.

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I'm Peggy Hill.

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In the name of Arlen, Texas,

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I welcome you to our country.

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Come on, make yourself at home
and take off your shoes.

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Because? Did you just clean the carpet?

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Come on, Bobby, eat the second one.
The girl is giving you a review.

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I had never tried
the beef chop suey.

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Oh really? Poor thing.

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I read anywhere
that in certain parts of China

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Meat is as scarce as toilet paper.

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Where did you read that?

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I don't remember it.

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As a substitute teacher,

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I must review all types of content
for learning.

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Maybe on a trivet.

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So you are a teacher.

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Maybe you can tell me
why the grades at Arlen are so low.

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I know why. Because Kahn Jr.
I wasn't here to raise the average.

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Maybe my son
I didn't get the best grades,

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but his attendance to class
It is almost pristine.

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Tell him, Bobby.

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I hope you have left room
for my apple pie.

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It's a secret recipe from my family.

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Passed from my grandmother to my mother,
and then to me.

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And someday, I'll give it to Bobby.

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At least the apple pie
It was good.

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You have to pass me the recipe.

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Mihn, you know I can't.

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But I can offer you what is left.

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Take. Heat it for 10 minutes.

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I have already revealed too much.

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You can come back whenever you want, okay?

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That's how we say "sayonara" in Texas.

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Good God! Peggy Hill
you have huge feet. They are ships.

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This is how God made me.

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Behold.

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I'm like a little girl
with his mother's shoes.

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Okay, goodbye. Bye bye.

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Honey, he didn't do it with bad intentions.

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You don't go to a woman's house
to laugh at your feet. No!

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Come on, Peg.

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Do you remember when you arrived from Montana?

107
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You called hot sauce salsa.

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And 33 degrees in the shade seemed hot to you.

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Our new neighbors are just like you.

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They just need a little time
and let Hank Hill take care of them.

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Do you think I have very big feet?

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No. There's just more of you to want.

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I'm sorry.

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Careful, Bobby.
It's one of those Chinese fighting dogs.

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- No, he's a westie.
- Yes, that.

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- What's it called?
-Dog.

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Yes, Kahn Jr., I know he's a little dog.

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But what is it called?

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His name is Puppy.

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And that is also called a puppy,
but her name is Mariquita.

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She is a pure female bloodhound.

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His mother found James Earl Ray.

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Aren't children wonderful?

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Too young to know
fear and prejudice.

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They won't learn it until high school.

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This is a lesson for all of us.

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Please move.
You're stepping on my hose.

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Look, dad!
Ladybug and Puppy hit it off!

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Of course, son. They are neighbors.

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Kahn, I just found him a partner
to raise my Ladybird.

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If you are interested in an authentic dog from here,
I can...

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What the hell...?
Put it away! Get it away from her!

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Your Ladybug is a whore.

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Mariquita is not a whore. He's in heat.

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Your hormones have overtaken
to his natural modesty.

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For the love of God,
why don't you leash your dog?

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Tie yourself to yours.
He has seduced my little dog.

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Don't talk nonsense.

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Ladybug can only fall in love
of another pure hound like her.

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Do you know what I think, Hank Hill?

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I think you're a bigoted redneck!

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I see.

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Since I'm from Texas,
I have to be a redneck.

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The Chinese and their stupid stereotypes.

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Get off my property!

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Sorry, Ladybug.

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I know you didn't want to have relationships
with that dog.

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But I have to tie you

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to protect your honor and good name.

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Oh.

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What a pass.

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Maybe Kahn will lend you
that wonderful import.

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I cut the grass with scissors

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rather than borrowing the lawnmower.

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I don't like him.

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- Because? Because he is Chinese?
- No.

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Is it Korean then?

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What difference is there?
I don't like that guy.

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It has nothing to do with your nationality.
I'm not a redneck.

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For me, as if it comes from Mars.

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Hank, if Kahn came from Mars,
would worry you.

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Especially after stealing
until the last drop of drinking water

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to take her back to her planet.

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Mars.

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Come on, don't dawdle.
We have to pick up the pizza

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before the cheese cools
and the pineapple is hot.

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What's the rush?

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If we don't arrive in half an hour,
It will be free for us.

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Peggy Hill! For!

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- Wait, Aunt Peggy! It's Minh.
- For!

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Hello Minh. I hadn't seen you.

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Peggy Hill, I'm so sorry about dinner.

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We have started off on the wrong foot.

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Sometimes I speak without thinking.

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Wow, Minh. Thank you.

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You have to be very brave to apologize.

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I was also the new Chinese girl on the block.

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Kahn, Kahn Jr. and me
We will have a barbecue tomorrow.

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It would mean a lot if you came.

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Thanks, Minh. It will be a pleasure to attend.

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And if you need help with the barbecue,

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or if you want to know how to do
a barbecue, call me.

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Peggy, I can't go. I won't do it.

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Not after what he said about Mariquita.

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00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,280
Hank, come on.

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00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:17,033
Minh and I have made peace.
We have to go.

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If you stay at home,
They will think you don't like Kahn

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because it is oriental.

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00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:22,705
That's absurd.

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00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:25,750
I don't like it because it's edge
and unpleasant,

191
00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:29,128
not because of what your people did to us
in World War II.

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00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:31,672
Hank, I know, but the others...

193
00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:33,966
They will say that Hank Hill is racist.

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00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:38,179
What kind of country do we live in?
If I can only hate white people?

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00:10:38,262 --> 00:10:41,974
Hank Hill, you're going to that party,
you will pretend that you like Kahn

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00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,560
and you will drink until you can.

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Come on.

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Hello, Kahn.

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00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,028
Hello.

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00:10:54,111 --> 00:10:55,363
Here you go.

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00:10:55,446 --> 00:11:00,576
I thought they would be good for you
30 liters of quality propane.

202
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,663
Are you kidding me?
I cook with mesquite wood.

203
00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:05,498
It gives the meat a good woody flavor.

204
00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:09,043
And I cook with propane
so that the meat tastes like meat.

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00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:10,169
Hank Hill.

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00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:14,090
It doesn't matter. Some cultures prefer mesquite
and others, propane.

207
00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,925
It's no reason not to get along.

208
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:20,054
It's just that I sell propane
and propane accessories.

209
00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:22,807
Okay, go and connect the cylinder.

210
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:24,392
Be careful not to let the napkins explode.

211
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:26,143
Kahn Souphanousinphone.

212
00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:27,937
Oh, okay.

213
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,898
It is an honor that you give me gas.

214
00:11:30,981 --> 00:11:32,733
Puppy is like me.

215
00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:35,152
It's new in the neighborhood
and he only has one friend.

216
00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:38,114
Already. At least you're not tied down.

217
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:41,826
If I were, I would dislocate my shoulder.
and would escape the knot.

218
00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:43,786
I would bite the rope.

219
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,247
I'm sure you know
like the cover of a Bible.

220
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:49,166
Come on, let's untie him.

221
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,543
They are inseparable.

222
00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:53,295
And it's fun
see them riding a horse.

223
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:56,424
Come on, champion.
Go play with Ladybug.

224
00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:57,925
Go with your true love.

225
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,766
Wait! Comes back! You are in love!

226
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,894
Puppy! Puppy, no! Comes back!

227
00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:16,110
Look, it's Peggy Hill.
My new best friend.

228
00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:20,156
Look how pretty she is in her little yellow dress.

229
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,825
Mihn, you are so sweet.

230
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:26,287
I could mix you with gelatin
and eat you for dessert.

231
00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:28,831
Peggy Hill, look at our husbands.

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00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:32,752
Bad men don't get along.
We do get along well.

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00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:36,005
Men are idiots.
The intelligent women.

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00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:38,007
The world upside down.

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00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:41,469
Peggy Hill, look what I've prepared.
Peggy Hill Apple Pie.

236
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:44,555
But that is impossible. I didn't tell you...

237
00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,892
Where did you get
my grandmother's recipe?

238
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:50,936
I have figured it out on my own and improved it.

239
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,481
Your recipe was missing something: flavor.

240
00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:54,440
Sorry?

241
00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:56,358
I have added flavor. Nutmeg flavor.

242
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,236
Now it tastes much better,
Don't you think, Peggy Hill?

243
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,113
Who wants Peggy's Apple Pie?

244
00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:04,408
Would you like Peggy's Apple Pie?
It's delicious, delicious.

245
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:05,701
Peggy, if I'm honest with you,

246
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,995
I have always had a hard time not vomiting
your apple pie,

247
00:13:08,078 --> 00:13:09,663
but this one is wonderful.

248
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:16,003
- Those hamburgers are already very done.
- Not yet.

249
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,797
You should turn them around.

250
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,381
- Coming soon.
- Okay.

251
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:30,059
- You should turn them around.
- No.

252
00:13:30,142 --> 00:13:31,227
Get away.

253
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:34,063
Kahn, you're burning them.
They are very charred.

254
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:35,773
Shut your beak and open your beak.

255
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,154
Oh.

256
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,907
That's the best burger
that I have ever tried.

257
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:49,829
Don't push. There is something for everyone.

258
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,539
If three of you go home now.

259
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,415
It's a joke!

260
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:55,334
Puppy?

261
00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:56,460
Puppy?

262
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:59,380
- Kahn Jr.?
- Yeah?

263
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,590
Why is your name Kahn Jr.?

264
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,217
My father wanted a boy.

265
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,802
Yeah, like mine.

266
00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:06,345
My father is stupid.

267
00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:08,848
He forces me to play the violin
five hours a day.

268
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:12,101
My father doesn't let me watch TV
more than five hours a day.

269
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:16,480
My father forced me to memorize
2000 words for the selectivity.

270
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:17,940
He is an autocrat.

271
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,068
What is selectivity?

272
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,404
I'll give you that, Peggy.

273
00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:26,532
There is nothing
that these people can't do better.

274
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:30,953
First the car, then the television
in color and now the hamburgers.

275
00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,121
How do they do it?

276
00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:35,583
With a pinch of nutmeg, Hank.
A pinch of nutmeg.

277
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:36,792
Peggy Hill.

278
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:40,004
If your husband likes hamburgers,
I can give you the recipe.

279
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,839
This way you can satisfy him.

280
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:44,967
I don't care what country it is from.

281
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:48,178
Just to make those burgers,
I already like him.

282
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,181
I already tell you.

283
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:56,186
They were so good it's a shame
lose them when digesting.

284
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:57,146
I already tell you.

285
00:14:57,229 --> 00:15:00,357
You put a little
onion soup powder

286
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,026
and you don't need grilled onion.

287
00:15:02,109 --> 00:15:03,068
And what about you, Dale?

288
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,738
-How many have you got?
- None.

289
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:07,156
Why's that?

290
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,658
Not like a dog.

291
00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:20,210
I will tell you the facts as I see them.

292
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:21,712
Kahn served you dog.

293
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:24,131
Kahn didn't serve us a dog.

294
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,300
That's a sad stereotype.

295
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:28,344
The Chinese don't really do that.

296
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:29,470
I don't know.

297
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:32,848
If they are able to add nutmeg
to apple pie,

298
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,309
They are capable of doing anything.

299
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:39,063
Even if they served us a dog,
who are we?

300
00:15:39,146 --> 00:15:41,023
Who are we to judge other cultures?

301
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,650
Maybe they're up to something.

302
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:45,986
They invented paper, did you know that?

303
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,613
Stop the nonsense.

304
00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:49,365
The dog is man's best friend.

305
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,075
You would never eat your best friend, right?

306
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:51,992
Of course not.

307
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:55,037
Do you mean
in a life or death situation?

308
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,956
I don't want to get into trouble.

309
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,041
I'll tell you what happened here.

310
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,709
This woman gave us a recipe.

311
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:05,130
Do you see it? Here it is.
Minced meat, not minced dog.

312
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:06,507
The dog is meat.

313
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:08,842
I'm telling you, buddy.

314
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:14,932
I was trying to get rid of
that disgusting taste on your fingers.

315
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:30,948
Puppy?

316
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,700
Hello? The kennel?

317
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,368
Hello?

318
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:35,953
I'm looking for a dog.

319
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,163
A very affectionate dog.

320
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:41,250
Today we had a barbecue
and the dog ran away.

321
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,210
Between 9 and 12 kilos.

322
00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:45,045
Good God! It's true!

323
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,672
Then I call.

324
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:49,758
Hank Hill! What a pleasant surprise!

325
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,594
Kahn, come quickly!
Your best friend is here!

326
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,930
No, it's not necessary.

327
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,557
What are you doing here?

328
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:01,979
I can't hear you with the brush cutter.

329
00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:04,565
Where are you going, Hank Hill? For!

330
00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:05,607
I don't hear you.

331
00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:08,193
My chrysanthemum! What are you doing?

332
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,905
You have destroyed my garden! You moron!

333
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,871
- We will never find Puppy.
- I know.

334
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:20,164
Would you like a bike ride?

335
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,332
Hey.

336
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,251
Ladybug is a bloodhound.

337
00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:27,254
- Maybe I can find Puppy.
- Yeah!

338
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:30,549
Come on, Ladybug.
Take us to Perrito.

339
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,566
Holy shit, Dale. You were right.

340
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:49,818
His dog has disappeared. Vanished.

341
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,322
I caught Minh on the phone
with a dog butcher.

342
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,115
I was placing an order.

343
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,867
This is very dangerous.

344
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:59,995
Now they know that you know.
And now they will come after you.

345
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,330
- Oh really?
- Yes.

346
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:04,124
They will attack you with a blowgun.
That's how they spend it.

347
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,336
But you will think that a mosquito has bitten you
until you die.

348
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,796
Then you will know the truth.

349
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:12,382
Why would they attack people?
Human flesh is tough and tasteless.

350
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:14,885
They will be hunting more dogs.

351
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,391
Good God! They have Ladybug!

352
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:27,606
It's still wet. Maybe there is time.

353
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,150
Come on, guys.
We have to save Mariquita.

354
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,864
Shit! They hit me!

355
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,617
Quick,
Someone extract the poison from me!

356
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,636
No! Ladybug!

357
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:03,016
That psycho redneck is back!

358
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:05,853
Why are you so angry?
Have I done something wrong?

359
00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,980
You're the one who insulted his propane.

360
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:11,108
And you the one who made fun
of Peggy Hill's monstrous feet.

361
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:13,735
Open up, Kahn! Open now!

362
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:14,778
Bring my bat.

363
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,446
I know you're there.

364
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,574
Long! I haven't done anything wrong!

365
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:19,491
Look, Kahn.

366
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:23,287
I know that life has another value
in your part of the world,

367
00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:27,166
especially as a result
of overpopulation and famine.

368
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,750
But now you are in my country.

369
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,587
You look like a cowbell!
I'm going to call the police.

370
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:34,423
If someone should call the police,
that's me.

371
00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:37,217
Please, what do you want from me?

372
00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:39,052
I love Mariquita.

373
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:40,304
You understand me?

374
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:42,347
Give me back my dog ​​or you'll see.

375
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,268
What a tough guy.
I'm very afraid.

376
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:47,477
Do you want to try my bat?

377
00:19:47,561 --> 00:19:49,605
- No, dad!
- It's all our fault.

378
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,023
We lost the dogs.

379
00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:53,275
They wanted to play with each other and we untied them.

380
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,652
Then they ran
and we don't know where they are.

381
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,488
That? Do you mean that...

382
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,073
the dogs...

383
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,200
are they still alive?

384
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,534
What were you thinking?

385
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,037
Well, I... Nothing.

386
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,873
We're sorry, dad.
We have searched everywhere.

387
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:09,208
Yes, really.

388
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,585
Bobby, you really messed up this time.

389
00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:14,254
Kahn Jr., I don't want to see you
with bad company.

390
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,089
You caused me to fight with the neighbor.

391
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:17,966
You made the neighbor crazy.

392
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,718
- Go to your room!
- Go to your room!

393
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,971
That?
You say, "Go to your room"?

394
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:26,308
I say, "Go to your room."

395
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,143
- Do you spank him?
- No.

396
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,437
- I don't believe in them.
- No, me neither.

397
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,855
It's barbaric.

398
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:35,025
- And what about going to bed without dessert?
- It never fails.

399
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,278
I didn't imagine
that a child would be so motivated

400
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,948
a fortune cookie
and a slice of orange.

401
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:46,328
The cookie may be small,
but it contains a lot of wisdom.

402
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,080
And the orange is sweet and juicy.

403
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:52,834
Kahn, we may deny him
different desserts for our children,

404
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:57,172
but they both go to bed hungry
and that's what matters.

405
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:02,469
It seems that we are not so different
after all.

406
00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:03,804
Oh.

407
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,393
- Ladybug!
-Dog!

408
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,396
My little dog Kahn!

409
00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:16,066
Welcome to the neighborhood, Kahn.

410
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:19,194
Souphanousinphone.

411
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,612
Call me Kahn.

412
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,197
I don't have all day.

413
00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,119
I'm running out of time!

414
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:30,455
Give me the antidote!

415
00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:44,720
{\an8}This is my grandmother's spicy jambalaya.

416
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:50,809
{\an8}If you want it more spicy
and less spicy, add nutmeg.

417
00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:53,895
{\an8}More seasoned and less spicy,
Nutmeg obviously.

418
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,898
{\an8}Okay. Aunt Lavern's fried chicken.

419
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,986
{\an8}Too many fine herbs.
Add nutmeg.

420
00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:06,116
{\an8}And this is my rabbit stew.

421
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:10,078
{\an8}Rabbit? Here you eat anything.

422
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,418
Translation: Mateo Montaño Tenor